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WhaDitIz 04:19
By way of explanation 'cuz ya really gotta know I have absolutely no idea how it started so I can only tell you honestly i don't know how it happened All my steampunk friends and peeps have taken up to rappin' Simple rhymes simple pleasures order of the day Professor's got a word for it, it's not feng shuei Fighting in your trousers, drinking java joy Elemental's pleasures are for the hoi poloy Elemental pleasures were the thing to do Boxing is so commonplace, not for me and you There's no joys in Middle Class, only just the bunk Lets add some joy to Middle Class, lets add FUNK Drinking tea, eating scones, VERY Middle Class Piss off the tea, funk the scones, get up off your ass Your expectations high or low, I'll certainly surpass Steampunk FUNK needs one more thing, lets add some funky brass. (chorus) What you knew 'til now was cool, what you knew 'til now Here comes something new, a jewel, and golly gosh oh wow Gotta get up on your feet, gotta take a chance Gotta get up on your feet and do a funny dance Shake your bodice and your bustle, snap your corset stays You can get your pleasures now in oh so many way Shake your bodice and your bustle now its time to funk We can dance all night together you can touch my junk (repeat chorus) Shake your bodice and your bustle pick that bass guitar Add kick drum and funky brass, it's Steampunk Funk Bizarre! (c) 2012 SteampunkFunk Bizarre~all rights reserved~ reproduction/distribution in any form without written permission of SteampunkFunk Bizarre illegal, unlawful and just not nice. SINGULAR EXCEPTION: brief passages may be quoted with proper attribution for written articles/blogs. Please use contact email on SteampunkFunk homepage.
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Dancing with The Chrononauts is really quite a lark Summer Sundays, 6 p.m., the band shell in the park Mazurkas, polkas, they're exercise, there is no swing and sway Time travelers brought us new dance music, écouter, s'il vous plaît Hop step first. Start with your left foot then walk forward four Then with your left foot, back four steps And do it all once more.... watch me I'm going to show you the next 2 parts right here.... Once the basic steps are down, the rest is easier still Repeat them right side, left side once, use bounce and sway to fill There is a "marking time" before you reach the first repeat Move your hips north, east, south, west to the funky beat Now you're gonna show your stuff And how! So simple, hardly rough. You've got it down, I know you do It's not just exercise Give it your best shouldst you forget Just stand and improvise. You gave it your best, I knew you could do it You certainly did do your best, I knew you would work through it You don't need me anymore to do this funky dance But we can do it one more time, this is your second chance. C'est tout!
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Merde! Mon Dieu! Absinthe! Sacrebleu! (X 4) Diamond dogs! Lecherous men! Crime rates spiral up without controls Physical ills, social blights rock us to the bottom of our souls There is a cause as we all know, soaking into image ridden brains Psychotic visions, bursts of light~we've GOT to know, I ask you Who's to blame? what is this curse that is so foul, causing minds to wither and decay She looks so pretty... innocent... Its that evil vicious bitch That little green fée Merde! Mon Dieu! Absinthe! Sacrebleu! (X 4) Luminaries of the day inside the Moulin Rouge Dripping water, sugar cubes, looking for the louche Brilliant men their minds obsessed with creative thought Here's the names and you'll see That absinthe's not for naught Oscar Wilde and Van Gogh, Manet, Edgar Allen Poe Arthur Rimbaud, Hemmingway Bohemia is on display Jules Verne, LaTrec Talouse Picture that!! No thoughts obtuse Paul Gauguin, Edgar Degas Artists painting near and far They had style, no disgrace Creative minds all in their place Pablo, Charles, n'est pas c'est tout? Eric Satie, nous aimons vous Gentlemen with wormwood minds Brilliant in their thought designs What shall we do? Fée verte's no rogue LETS GO FOR DRINKS! Absinthe is VOGUE! Merde! Mon Dieu! Absinthe! Sacrebleu! (X 4)
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released May 4, 2012

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Steampunk Funk Bizarre/Lord MontyJacques III

International purveyor of Victorian Funk, Rap and assorted lyrical conundrums, Monty mixes Victorian subject matter with danceable funk backbeat. He has created an entirely new Steampunk sound that offers a delicious confection of funk, soul and just plain fun! American based, Steampunk Chronicles' "Person to Watch/2013" has toured the UK, DE, Holland, Luxemburg, NZ with lots more to come! ... more

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