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Tea drinkers may NOT be enchanted with me after giving a listen... on the other hand coffee drinkers may stand up and cheer!

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4 O CLOCK TIME FOR TEA, KETTLE’S ON TO BOIL
GET THE CUPS, SLICE A LEMON, ALL THIS WORK AND TOIL
SUGAR LUMPS ONE OR TWO…A BISCUIT OR A SCONE?
LETS SIT AND CHAT AND TALK A BIT
MY HOW TIME HAS FLOWN!

And you do this every day at 4? I admire your stamina.. and so many choices, too.. come to the cupboard… look quite a selection…

OOOOOLONG, ORANGE PEKOE, BLACK OR MAYBE GREEN
EARL GRAY, LADY GRAY OR SOMETHING INBETWEEN
GUNPOWDER ASSAM? NOT IN YOU BLOODY DREAMS
PRINCE OF WALES, JASMINE, CHAI…CHOICES CHOICES EVERYWHERE …THEY’RE GONNA MAKE ME SCREAM

I just don’t understand the infatuation with ruddy leaves picked and put into bags made in Copenhagen…how did you want this served?

IN A TEABAG, IN A SIEVE, CAUSE I DON’T GIVE A DAMN
AFTERNOON OR HIGH TEA, CLOTTED CREAM AND JAM?
POUR THE WATER, ADD THE MILK…NO WAIT, THE OTHER WAY?
I CAN’T COPE AND I CAN STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
To brew a bloody cup of tea… and there are those that extol the virtues of this beverage, did you know that…
HOW DOES HE DO IT I DON’T KNOW THAT PERSON IN A CASTLE
SEEMS SO COLLECTED ALL TOGETHER NEVER HAS A HASTLE
ITS ALL A RUSE, I KNOW IT IS, CAN’T BE THAT CALM YOU SEE
I’M FROM THE STATES, MAKES ME CRAZY, BREWING BLOODY TEA.

There are alternatives; you know that… this is a coffee pot. And you can readily buy a whole variety on almost every street corner and petrol stop, too.

STARBUCKS…COSTA…THAT THE WAY TO GO
CAFFE LATTE, CAFFE MOCHA, THEN THERE’S CAPPACHINOOOO
MACHIATOS, FRAPACHINOS, HOT LIKE MOLTON LAVE
MY DEAREST FRIEND, DO SIT BACK DOWN AND HAVE A CUPPA JAVA.

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released June 26, 2013

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Steampunk Funk Bizarre/Lord MontyJacques III

International purveyor of Victorian Funk, Rap and assorted lyrical conundrums, Monty mixes Victorian subject matter with danceable funk backbeat. He has created an entirely new Steampunk sound that offers a delicious confection of funk, soul and just plain fun! American based, Steampunk Chronicles' "Person to Watch/2013" has toured the UK, DE, Holland, Luxemburg, NZ with lots more to come! ... more

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